...Naksha...

I bunked colleg today coz my stomach was upset....just 2 ease it off i watched a film on my compu n now my stomach is worse...
Naksha is a film that portrays that a sheer will ( of the magnitude of chaak de fatte... sunny deol..) can move even the will of the Almighty...
Well most of u must have read the Mahabharata...the great Indian epic... this is where the brilliant idea of this film took birth...Naksha is its brainchild...
It has shown a scientist who managed to find out a map that leads to the spot where the great Karan ( no no...not Karan Johar...its the one in Mahabharatha) had buried his armour after
the battle at Kurushetra...This guy is murdered by the villian Jackie Shroff ( he has done a bad boy role here ... suits him ) and the map stolen...Thus the great historian loggs off from this world leaving behind two great sons and a wife...
Sunny Deol was lost when he was a child in some kumbh ka mela r something like that...After 20 yrs he is now a forest officer in jeans and sleeveless roaming around in a jeep in the same jungle where his father's katil bad boy Jackie is also searching for Karan's armour...
Vivek Oberoi is apparently Sunny pajji's lost brother who lives with his lost mother....
Now the film starts.....dhan dhan....

Oberoi runs away from his house to find his father's stolen map...and off coarse steal it back from bad boy Jackie......
He reaches the jungle to meet his bachpan ka bichra bhai Sunny pajji , the forest officer in jeans and sleeveless...so he has a brother and a jeep now...
Next he finds his heroine ...ummm....( i forgot her name..but she was hot!!!)...well how she came to the jungle...??? i m not sure...she was drouning in the water...or falling down some cliff...or hanging from some tree...i dont remember...but what is more important is that she was saved by Oberoi baba...and thats important coz now they are girlfriend-boyfriend...
So now Oberoi has a sunny pajji,a jeep and a girl...

Bad boy Jackie is soon spotted in the jungle....and this is where the real dhick-chick dhick-chick begins...with the heroes ( accompanied by a hot heroine) chase the bad boy under the hot sun ,in the jungle of Mahabharata...

The hot pursuit ultimately ends at an ancient temple ( The one where Karan had hidden his armour...)...entering the temple required a lot of permutations and combinations...which of coarse our heroes did brilliantly...but alasssss.....

Bad boy gets the armour...

Now this armour is said to be manufactured by Lord Shiva,Mahadev and Company Divine Ltd. at their production unit in the Himalayas...it had a high amount of rigidity...it is said that once u wear this armour , u become 10 times powerful and no mai ka laal can tear even a single hair from ur...umm...well..

Bad boy Jackie now wears it and has become more powerful than any Complan Boy on this earth...He beats the nuts out of Sunny pajji...who is thrown here and there after each dhissum...
but each time pajji gets up and faces the next dhissum like a true hero of the film...
Suddenly one dhissum hits amul chocklate boy Oberoi...blood rushes out from his lips....he falls down on the ground and cries mummy-mummy dekho na uncle marta hai...( the hot heroine is out of focus right now...may be she had gone to take a piss..!!!)
Looking at his brother's condition Sunny pajji becomes furious( Jab Saabu ko gussa aata hai to kahin jwalamukhi faat ti hai...the same holds true for Sunny pajji )...he can tolerate Mallika Sherawat reading the Geta but his bro beaten down...!!!...NEVER...!!!
Pajji flares up and in one dhissum gets rid of a couple of teeth of bad boy Jackie...He roars and snatches away the armour ... Jackie looks on like a fool....7 minutes of dhissum dhissum continues ( this time however Pajji beating Jackie ) ... and finnaly victory....
As the victorious brothers emerge out of the temple they are greeted by their mother...and of coarse the heroine ( she joins after completing her piss...)....

So guys...ever ever u wanna screw ur time....watch Naksha......

Xcuse me now...i gotta go...until next time...sionara...!!!