The older superheroes who wear their chaddies embarrassingly over their pants will be jealous of him. Drona not only wears his chaddi under his pants but also a dazzling sherwani over it complete with a duppatta. There is also something sort of a metallic bob (…like that of a pendulum in the physics lab) tied on the forehead by means of a dilapidated thread. The attire becomes complete with a shinning sword (well…I must mention that there is something inscribed on the sword in an unknown machine language…weather it intentional or a manufacturing defect is not clear to me…!!!) which he sometimes carries on his back like He Man. Aah…there is also a golden wristband which serves a dual purpose as a code breaker.
Every superhero has superpowers…Superman can fly and kick ass from mid air…Spiderman can jump within megastructures and throw his impenetrable net on the villains…Even Shakti Man can fly (…around his self created orbit) and kick off unwanted satellites … as far as drona’s powers are concerned there are pleanty.First of all Drona can fight and fight really hard dressed in this wedding costume…he can also uproot maingates of unfortunate houses by a sheer pull (…this he shares common with our sunny pajji…remember pajji had also uprooted a tube-well in gadar…??? ).Though Drona cant fly ,fans can feel happy because he skillfully rides a horse(a highly suspicious white horse that comes and goes at its own will…!!!) which runs faster than the wind (even with 2 passengers i.e small B and Priyanka) and can gallop merrily even over locomotives. Apart from these qualities Drona is extremely courageous , highly intelligent, greatly adventurous and loves his mother and loves Priyanka Chopra…!!!
The plot is simple enough for the aam admi to understand. Drona in his early life is unaware of all stuff and lives in UK like a cool dude. Mysterious blue petals keep flying around him all the way from nowhere give the viewers an idea that something extraordinary is brewing that will take up at least 2 hours of the film to sort itself up. Sooner than later the facts come up clearly.Drona is king (of some unknown land which resembles the sahara desert ) and is duty bond to protect some amrit (well I wish I could have a spoonful of that…!!! ) that has been closely guarded by his family for generations since the great amrit-manthan episode (please refer the Vedas and Upanishads for more details …) from the evil KK Menon …err sorry Riz Rayzyada( I must say this is the only guy who could impress with his acting). Priyanka with warrior princess looks throughout is an integrated bodyguard and girlfriend.
Well Drona reaches his celebrated kingdom in the sahara with bad boy KK following him at his heels and the adventure begins.He meets his mom and learns a few more facts. Thankfully mamma is petrified into a statue by evil spirits as per the requirements of the plot.Drona adventures along mysterious places and among the graveyards of his forefathers.Aah…the graveyards remind me of little sparkling Saraswati Puja pandals kids make over here .These seemed to me to be made out of thermacol sheets ,cardboard, tarpaulin sheets and colored fliers…(seems so strange for high budget films like these ). I cant recollect clearly but I think there is a weird song somewhere near here (…not an item number fortunately).There a some pathetic special effects that will make you feel like borrowing Drona’s sword and banging your head with it…&#$@* But if you liked Alif Laila , u would definitely love this…
Well guys I couldn’t bear to see the rest but I can solemnly assure you that before the film ends the evil villain must have been eliminated and our divine amrit is safe in the custody of Abhishek Bacchan. Haaaa…At last we can relax. Lets pray to God that something like Drona Part II or Drona Reloaded does not come up…!!!
