Baba has Made it...!!!

At last the miserable woman ( wearing a strange Locket which looked like a Bronze Medal won in some Inter School High Jump Competetion ) came out of the hall and fumbled up with my prestegious and elegent name "SAYAN BAATA...#$@&%...JEE" ...she frouned...!!!

Immediately i made a move with her...the time had come...the time to prove that i was the 21st century incarnation of Ramkrishna Paramhans...with the ironed shirt,trousers and tie i looked better than he looked in the foto...I made an effort to walk like Amitabh Bacchan ( as he did in Sholey ) , to shake my hands like George Bush ( as he does with Manmohan Uncle ) and to speak like Lord Krishna ( as he did in the Bhagwat Gita )...

My interviewer was an old ,spectacled, large teethed bare papa sort of a person.His face reminded me of Baburao ( Paresh Rawal ) from the film Heera Pheri...He looked at me very suspeciously as if i had forcefully kissed his daughter before coming for the interview...He scanned less through the marks and more through the marksheets to make sure that i had not printed them from my local baniya shop...

The interview lasted for seven long minutes...It was mainly techinical...I gave him a brief introduction to my spectacular capacity of talking immense shit...i said what i knew...i invented what i did not know...i lied about what i thought he did not know...I convinced him that Cognizant Technology Solutions would come to road without my expertise...I made him believe that i was the only person alive in this entire solar system who had a passion for making a difference...

It worked...I am in...God Bless Baburao...God Bless Cognizant... :-)

Ode to the Paapi Pet...

The modern day Engineering student has his "Shaadi ke reharshal" facility provided right in the college campus...The last few days has been placement days...Honhar and Kabil MNC's visited the campus in the search of young and sexy students to give them a break , a big break rather...

The atmosphere changed so much that i failed to recognise my very own adda...How people change their style for the Papi Pet....!!!

Gone were the long hairs , earrings and bangles ( which were adopted from the Mahabharata or maybe from the Rapchick Latin cult )...The Relaxo ka chappal was substituted by the Bata ka joota...People who held Phd in Birdwatching ( tapa tapi ) were suddenly interested in current affairs and GK... The nasheri , gajeri , suttabaaz ,daarubaaz , khaini khor and Guthka khor population could be seen solving the sadabahar Swami R.S Aggarwal baba 's Aptitude...Gals kept upwas on tuesdays for Mata Shakuntala Devi...

The topic of discussions among the last bench lafua party shifted from non-veg porn to the greatest of career related ideologies...People worked hard to mug up a few lines about themselves , their strenghts and weakness , their future goals...Oh God...what a wonderful atmosphere of Self Realisation...i bet Swami Vivekanda would jump out of joy...had he seen all this...