At last the miserable woman ( wearing a strange Locket which looked like a Bronze Medal won in some Inter School High Jump Competetion ) came out of the hall and fumbled up with my prestegious and elegent name "SAYAN BAATA...#$@&%...JEE" ...she frouned...!!!
Immediately i made a move with her...the time had come...the time to prove that i was the 21st century incarnation of Ramkrishna Paramhans...with the ironed shirt,trousers and tie i looked better than he looked in the foto...I made an effort to walk like Amitabh Bacchan ( as he did in Sholey ) , to shake my hands like George Bush ( as he does with Manmohan Uncle ) and to speak like Lord Krishna ( as he did in the Bhagwat Gita )...
My interviewer was an old ,spectacled, large teethed bare papa sort of a person.His face reminded me of Baburao ( Paresh Rawal ) from the film Heera Pheri...He looked at me very suspeciously as if i had forcefully kissed his daughter before coming for the interview...He scanned less through the marks and more through the marksheets to make sure that i had not printed them from my local baniya shop...
The interview lasted for seven long minutes...It was mainly techinical...I gave him a brief introduction to my spectacular capacity of talking immense shit...i said what i knew...i invented what i did not know...i lied about what i thought he did not know...I convinced him that Cognizant Technology Solutions would come to road without my expertise...I made him believe that i was the only person alive in this entire solar system who had a passion for making a difference...
It worked...I am in...God Bless Baburao...God Bless Cognizant... :-)
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well i have known sayan from my school days , and i always felt he wasted his narrative talent (as well as his capability of concocting the most humurous stories even from the most grave of situations) on our sample teachers (specially keyaburi :-)); now it's soothing to see that he has his own blog page . hope to see some more funny reviews.
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Thats calle dtghe sayan stuff.....magar ending zara harbarahat me likha hua laga....thoda aur description dete to achha rahta....logo ko tumne petrochemicals wala wakya to bataya hi nahi!!
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